This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this junk is out of control. My inbox is stuffed with offers for useless products. How am I supposed to block all this garbage? It's driving me insane.
- My only wish is to get a legitimate email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I guess I'll just have to keep deleting spam all day long.
Spam: The Digital Poop In My Inbox
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for get more info legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
I'm So Sick Of Your Fucking Spam Emails
Seriously, way too much is simply ridiculous. Every day I get flooded with your stupid advertisements for things I don't even want. I've tried to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a closed door. At this point, I'm just pissed off.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Get a clue.
- Consider this my final warning.
End This Damn Spam You Goddamn Pieces Of Shit
Listen up, you bunch of morons. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to get the hell out here. I'm fed up with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a pack of pathetic fools. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So consider yourself warned.
- Go away
- Just stop it
Cease and Desist, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you lowlifes! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and pissed off people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your last chance to quit this. Keep sending that rubbish, and we'll be forced to take drastic measures. Understand? Yeah, right.
Get Lost With Your Stupid Texts
You believe you're so smart, sending out your bullshit to every random person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I have no time for your deception. Get a real job or go outside already.
- Drop Dead With Your Spammy Emails
- I have no time
- Get a real job or kill yourself already.